I love Tucson! This is probably not legally binding or anything, being (possibly) a mistake, but it's still pretty freakin' awesome: http://www.azstarnet.com/metro/280051.php
A tribute to narcissism. Because everyone in the world wants to know what I think about things.
Anything you want to know, just ask. I will answer. At length. If these answers do not help you in your quest for a meaningful existence, then you're following the wrong guru, yo. Find someone else.